Funny story
Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 11:58PM I got this story from one the adult-themed forums. The story was told from the point-of-view of the escort. The story never fails to crack me up.
Name/Nick: TJAge: 26 years old
Location: He said he's from Alabang (staying with his friend, claiming that he is looking for a condo)
Description: Long chin, between 5'7 to 5'9, somewhat chubby
Before we met, he described the color of his car and his plate number. He said that he will have his car's hazard lights on near Tropical, Malibay. He wanted to meet at exactly 8 pm, and I agreed and I even did not bring my mobile phone since he will fetch me near my place. We went to Bluewave and looked for a place to have dinner.
We chatted. He mentioned that he just arrived from UK and was looking for a serious girl friend. And he even asked me to be his girlfriend. He was willing to accept my child and, as I was pregnant, even my unborn child. I replied that I needed to get better acquainted with him first. I didn't want to make a rash decision.
Then, after dinner, he said that he just lost his wallet and wanted to borrow money from me. Bear in mind that he did not mention anything about a lost wallet when we first met. I told him I didn't have money. I explained that, since he will be dropping me near my home, there was no reason for me to bring money.
Then, as we neared a gasoline station, he said that he may soon run out of gas and tried again to borrow P200. He said that he will pay me back the next day.
I am no idiot, so I told him that I really don't have any money. All I have is about P20 to pay to cover for my transportation home. And he stopped talking, looking really irritated.
What a waste of time!
Reader Comments (1)
That TJ's such a cheapskate, a con-artist! Dapat itawag diyan, TJ: Todo JOLOGS!
What a pathetic excuse for a man!