Spas
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 at 6:20AM 
Sometimes, I really want a massage. This usually happens after a pounding basketball game, a grueling bike ride with friends and colleagues, a heavy workout in the gym, or just after a stressful day in the office.
But today's massage parlors don't seem to specialize in massage. For example, when I had went to Eusatcia Inn, the MPA simply wanted to go straight to the "extra." She admitted that she was totally ignorant on massage. Same experience happened when I went to Executive Health in Quezon Avenue and Spa 168 in Paranaque.
I tried the spa inside the Manila Mandarin. I actually wanted to try the spa in Manila Penninsula, but all the attendants were fully-booked. So here's my first tip: if you want to try a massage in a five-star hotel, call and check the availability of the therapists. Nonetheless, the spa in the Mandarin was just as advertised---once you enter their premises in the 18t floor, you already feel you entered another world. The place was tranquil, serene, with soft sitars piped-in through the speakers. I signed up and was introduced to my therapist. At that point, I already realized that there will be no "extra service" here. First of all, I had no choice of attendant. Secondly, the therapist, medium-height and stocky, was nowhere attractive and I made a vow that she would in no way ever get near my dick.
So here's my second tip: Don't expect any sex in a first-star hotel spa. It probably happens, but it's unlikely.
But the massage was great. She knew how to work my body, kneading my tired muscles, pressing down hard with her thumbs. Her hands never came close to my genitals. Moreover, she kept a towel draped over my body and she only exposed the portions that she needed to massage. There was never a point where I was completely butt-naked.
In contrast, I went to Fusion Spa. I had a choice of therapists. Some of the therapists were pretty. In an honest-to-goodness spa, does the attractiveness of the therapist really matter? Why bother selecting a therapist? You'll be spending half the time face-down on a mattress anyway. And if she isn't attractive, you can always shut your eyes, keep your mouth shut, and let her hands do the talking. Anyway, I chose a slim, smooth-skinned therapist named Cheryl (not sure of the spelling). I was escorted to my room where she asked me to strip naked. She handed me a towel and I proceeded to the shower area. The shower room was pearl-white with controls that looked like it came from the space shuttle.
When I returned, the therapist was now clad in a sarong. And when I lay face-down on the bed, I stole a glance and saw that she was now stripped to a bikini attire. The massage progressed as a massage would, except that when she began kneading my thighs, she made no hesitation to brush my genitals with her fingers. She stroked my testicles, teased the crack of my ass, and then reached down and began stroking my manhood. She used both her hands, hand upon hand in the same way you would pull a rope except she was sliding instead of tugging. You knew that there would be a happy ending. There just had to be.
Only handjobs were offered. No straight, all-the-way action. I've been to Fusion three times. I tried different therapists. I tried even one who was just a trainee and that I was her first guest. All of them stuck to their guns---only handjobs. Some stroking of flesh is ok. One even allowed me to touch and have a mouthful of her breasts. Some allowed stroking of the genitals. Some would mount you as if there would be some sex. But penetration is definitely not allowed.
I have heard that there are a number of spas that offer the same formula. I have tried Leaf (which is in Paranaque and within walking distance of Air Force One KTV), Buddha Spa (in Makati), Lion King (on Edsa corner Kamias), iSpa (in Metrowalk), Stargate (in Pasong Tamo). There are a couple of spas where the attendants up the ante. Some therapists give BJs, some allow ejaculation while giving BJs, some allow sex. But as they say, YMMV---your mileage may vary. There aren't any guarantees. So if someone says that spas only offer handjobs, he either hasn't been around or is lacking some charm,
But, whether or not the therapist provides all-the-way action, I admit that the spa massage-cum-handjob is now a viable choice, especially since there is a decline in massage parlor quality. At least in those spas, you can at least get a good massage plus some relief. In massage parlors, you may end up getting empty-handed.
Reader Comments (4)
Better looking and written blog I see bos! Keep up your no holds barred commentary of the "scene" in our beautiful isles. I really hope you do a "provincial round-up" and a more cynical, detached point of view of the "trade" ;)
I may not agree with what you write, but I definitely affirm your right of expression.
May live long and prosper ;)
B, any photos of the inside of the Eightmen Spa? 'All the way' offered there? Has it been raided? Am selective and cautious these days
Buwayahman: I plan to visit Eightmen within the week. I heard that it had been raided a couple of months ago but it was during a time when there was a crackdown on spas. I know of at least one therapist who gave me "all-the-way" service there but other therapists may not be willing to provide such a service. In spas, your mileage may indeed vary.
yo waassup man can you guys tell me if i-spa in metrowalk is worth it? cuz im planning to go there sometime and I want a little sex action plus good massage! kahit BJ handjob lang kahit hindi all the way sex! thanks man!
Buwayahman: iSpa does provide for some "extras." Not necessarily "all-the-way" action, but your mileage may vary.
Whats Up man..I have tried Fusion during many of my visits to Manial and was exctly the great experience I had always looked for..Could u plz suggest me any quality ones (Like Fusion) for the extra and with pretty so called Therapists near Makati Avenue..
Buwayahman: Check out this site for more info on spas: Looniesworld.com